Dear Eritas...

Dear Eritas, I really want to meet a nice boy. My friend met her current boyfriend on OK Cupid and I was wondering what's the best way to create a profile? --- Lonely Girl in New York

Dear Lonely,
I would be happy to help you create a profile. First impressions are what online dating is all about. So make sure your picture is hot - even if it's you 20 pounds ago. Also, make sure the personal questions really show your inner self (Please see the below).


MY SELF SUMMARY
I would describe myself as a really beautiful person. I am voluptuous and often referred to as a young white Tyra Banks. People are surprised when they find out how down to Earth I am. I'm really not into myself at all and like dedicating my time to helping other people - sometimes I volunteer at the local mall and tell someone if clothes really look horrible on them in the dressing room. I'm looking for someone who can appreciate my unique personality and overtly beautiful physique.

WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE
I am trying to be a full time model. But most photographers just end up flirting with me and get mad when I don't flirt back, so my pictures haven't been great thus far. In the mean time, I've been working part-time at a local coffee shop. I make a mean hot cocoa.

I'M REALLY GOOD AT
Shopping, modeling and being a really nice person.

THE FIRST THINGS PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT ME
My eyes - I've been told they look like the sea.

FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, SHOWS, MUSIC AND FOOD
I don't read that often, but I love scary movies where I may jump up into your arms! J/KKK
For musci, I love almost anything on the radio. I think it's hot when a guy can play piano or the guitar - then you can write a song about how perfect you think I am. ;-)
Also, I love food - like all food. Luckily, I have the best metabolism ever.

THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT
1. Love Spell body spray from Victoria's Secret
2. My make-up
3. Dance Clubs
4. Apple Martini's
5. WE's wedding weekend marathons
6. my red heels

ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT, I AM

out somewhere cool

THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT
Sometimes, I fear people think I'm really superficial

I'M LOOKING FOR
A good guy who can handle a woman like me.

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF
you think I'm pretty and want to have a good time.